Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Fashion Show.. Calling All Endelle's Ensemble Contestants

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME.. THE FASHION SHOW BEGINS!! ***NOTE CONTEST HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO 02/07/12.. IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE BUT DON'T WANT TO DO THE RUNWAY.. JUST POST YOUR OUTFIT.. THE JUDGING FOR PRIZES IS ON THE OUTFIT.. NOT THE WITTY BANTER ****

The Models are getting ready..
While the crowd slowly assembles..

First comes Alison, dressed in comfy jeans and blouse, dragging an incredibly uncomfortably looking Kerrick. She beams as she finds seats are still available in the front row. Quickly she saves seats for all the rest..

Next come Parisa and Antony, Antony mumbling something about how he would really rather be wearing his purple robes than sitting through this torture..

Grinning widely, in steps Jean-Pierre and Fiona, along with Carolyn and Sariffe.. both women are excited to see and be seen...

Waving to Santiago, Zacharius and Luken who are guarding the room and scoping out the women.. Havily and Marcus stroll in looking like the fashion plates they are.. Havily nods in approval at all the details..

Finally, in stomps the ever elegant Endelle.. wondering whyever she would want to be at a Fashion Show of all things.. She has her own unique style and is proud of it.. 

For the Show Endelle has worn one of her favorite new outfits, long legs clad in thin black and white shining striped pelts, criss crossing her curves and riding low on hips, smooth tan skin peaking through the webbing.. As though in competition w/her unusual leggings are accompanied by what looks like an armadillo skinned bustier.. pushing her almost up and out... *eyes roll as all hope she doesn't pop out*.. Long black hair is caught up in a hair piece, sea anemone.. all piled on top as her hair writhes, giving her a swirling, sinuous slithering look.. .. Oysters dangle from each lobe.. open to showcase their pearls.. And finally 5" black and white boots, reminiscent of 60's go go boot, all shiny  made of some sort of giant squid ..Her necklace a combination of sand dollars and starfish, still writhing.. thread together with still aromatic strings of kelp.

Kerrick leans over to Antony and asks.. "is that Zebra seal skin? How did she find a baby zebra seal?"

Antony smirks, and responds "forget the pants.. look at her hair, it's alive.. "

Havily glares at Endelle and said "I said pearls would be nice.. but not freakin still in the oyster..."

In the back Zacharius hands Luken 10 bucks.. grinning..as Luken gleefully points out "I told you she would find good use for that armadillo we found on the side of the road the other day.. "

Walking right to the front and sitting blocking the view of any and all behind her, she looks at Havily as to say.. 'let's get this show on the road'

Lights dim and the first model steps out.. to the groans and laughter of all assembled..

OK, people do your worst.. place your outfits in the comments below.. Remember mine doesn't count.. I just had to make one!

Just a reminder of what you are creating for...  

The Contest..Design an outfit of animal skin for the high supreme Endelle...

The Prize...
The winner, or winners if I (and by I that means Caris) can't decide on just one entry, will each get a signed copy of a Guardians of Ascension novel, plus a choice of wing-based earrings, plus all the usual author loot!

And Finally, THE RULES
Well as always you MUST be a member of our site..
You must respond by February 7, 2012
and you must post it right below in the comments section.. don't worry about creating the runway.. if you want to feel free...if you want to and feel intimidated email me @ shaunispeaks@yahoo.com and I will help you out, with the runway only not the outfit.. and if you don't want to then just post your outfit below.. The prize is for the outfit not the witty banter
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  1. Part 1

    The first model walks down the runway accompanied by the announcers voice..

    Allow me to introduce Dee Dee, she is modeling the first in what we call our Endelle's Ensemble Line...

    As you can see her lustrous hair has been gathered and held with this magnificent Porcupine hair clip. This fabulous accessory is sure to draw attention.. Just don't get too close, because it seconds as a weapon.. those quills are SHARP.. OUCH!! Love the Mohawk look? This fine piece allows everyone an opportunity to rise to the occasion. Having a bad hair day? NO PROBLEM, this fine hair clip is sure to draw the attention from your snarly locks and focus it on its daring quills.. Color changed?" announcer pauses and looks at Endelle "Not a problem.. No indeed the varying colors of white black and brown lends to an easy match of any outfit!"

    Marcus leans over to Kerrick and Whispers.. "I think baby Helena needs one of those" but jumps back as Alison throws a quick hand blast at him, everyone ducks as it ricochets around the room.

    The announcer peeks over the microphone stand to see it the coast is clear…pauses and the sound of rustling papers can be heard over the microphone.. before he continues..

    "Are you looking for that special vest, guaranteed to catch attention where ever you go?"

    "And shatter mirrors" mutters Jean-Pierre, as Sariffe and his boys snort

    "Well, worry no more," The announcer continues "this form fitting delight is made from the skin of 7 iguanas the designer took special care to incorporate all those lovely bumps ridges and spines. Guaranteed to repel any unwanted attention.. While the low cut neckline plunges to show off your best assets. A Classic three button front closure holds this together using obsidian stone for your buttons. "

    Rolling her eyes, Carolyn whispers to Fiona, “Do we wear that or shoot it?"

    Fiona whispers back grinning, “I could use that for obsidian flame practice, I will talk to Alison about that.”

    Clearing his throat the announcer continues "Looking for that killer statement?"

    Several Warriors Groan..

    "Well, look no more. This slick, smooth, black and white whale leather moves supplely over long legs, molding to them and yet allowing ease of movement. “
    "All the better to kick our ass with" mutters Zachurius

    “This lovely material and look elongates legs that already seemed to go on for miles.”
    Parisa to Alison "sure that's what we need to have Endelle's legs look even longer.. "

    "To accessorize this delightful ensemble,the designer has chosen only the best"

    "The best what is the question?" Marcus mutters,

    "Saber teeth harvested in Madame Endelle's youth, have been kept in our secret aging formula"

    *cough* formaldehyde *cough* from Sariffe's oldest..

    "Aged to a lovely rich brown and lovingly wrapped in black leather these saber tooth tiger fang earrings are a classic. They possess the double duty of incredible high fashion and if need be a deadly weapon. These are sure to draw attention to your sexy long neck. They just scream look at me."

    "They scream something" from Fiona

    Glaring at the crowd, the announcer raises his voice to be heard over the shenanigans.. "To complement the extraordinary earrings this is the matching necklace. Employing the revolutionary invisible chain this stunning necklace literally floats around your throat and enhances the lizard vest neckline drawing even more attention to those exquisite assets."

    “Not touching that.. nope not saying a single word.."From Kerrick

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  2. Part 2

    Soldiering on the announcer continues "To complete the accessories we have the saber tooth bracelet. 2 highly polished fangs finished with titanium closures create this dramatic accent piece. It is sure to draw the eye to your delicate wrist and hand. It is versatile and depending on the entire outfit will scream either “Help me I need protection” or “get the fuck away from me looser"

    "Depending on how many fingers you are displaying" giggles Havily

    "uh Hav? Have you seen those shoes? Oh I am so getting those shoes!! Talk about a shoegasm!..Hot damn my pussy!" Shouts Endelle, in her every ladylike inside voice.

    The announcer beams at Endelle's response and loosens his tie as he drones on.. "Even the most seasoned among the fashionista will be literally staggered by the site of these Alexander McQueen mega shoes. Dubbed the "armadillos”, these python numbers dwarf even the most towering stilettos. Measuring an secondworldly 12 inches tall. Perfect for the woman in command! You will always tower above your minions and look great doing it."

    Kerrick nudges Marcus.. "Look her curls are doing a boogie dance,she must want this bad"

    Zachurius takes back his 10 bucks.. "I told you she would find more than one use for that damned road kill"

    Back to the now sweating announcer.. "And, for the piece de resistance!! To complete the look only a Badger Stoll will do. This luxurious fur will drape around you shoulder lending that final stunning statement. The think white brown and black fur matched the Porcupine hair clip perfectly. The finishing touch of a taxidermy badger head in each tip of the Stoll lets everyone know that you have your voyuring eye on them."

    "Merde" utters Jean-Pierre "he dares to use French while describing this atrocity... " Catches the glare from Endelle and rephrases "um delightful unique design?"

    To recap:
    Porcupine hair clip
    Lizard skin vest (iguana)
    Killer whale skin tight pants
    Saber tooth earrings, Necklace, and Bracelet
    Python 12” Stiletto’s
    Badger Stoll (with 2 heads)

    Caris, I will email pics as well if you would like, *whispers…I need your email tho*

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    1. Goofbell!! I am going with a yes but Caris needs to make it official!! I sent her an email, she is very good at a quick response

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  4. The Warriors are restless and ready to leave when a loud bang suddenly erupts and catches their attention.. a gangly female they had never seen before stumbles into the runway.. startling the MC..

    "Pardon me it seems we have a late entrant".. catching the card tossed at him, he straightens his glasses and allows the model to continue.. "this lovely"

    "lovely? Did he say lovely? lovely what?" says Gideon in a quick aside

    "SHHH" Endelle glares

    "Ensemble created by NINA, is topped w/a lion's mane headpiece, died this delightful shade of neon purple.. guaranteed to catch the eye of all"

    "Is there where we say be careful or it will put an eye out?" Marcus quipped...

    "While the mane flows down elegant shoulders it entertwines with python skinned wrap dress, and wrap it does.. each spot a deeper shade of purple.."

    "what does she think she is Donny Osmond?" giggled Fiona.."what I can make jokes too" she said in response to the surprised looks from the warriors

    The MC clears his throat to get their attention.."As you can see the mini is designed to show off those wonderful eel skin stokings!! with just a touch of naughty allowing the iguana garters to show.."

    "seriously? IGUANA? Iguana ROCKS" Shrieked Endelle.. "ooops sorry, continue"

    "Like the shoes? They are not your mother's aligator.. nope these come directly from the Nile, a 5000 year old Croc was killed for just these shoes.." The MC pauses and waits for the comments and is surprised at the silence not knowing Endelle has managed to control their vocal cords so no sounds come out.

    "I Like the Necklace and matching earrings what are they made of?"

    "Oh most excellent question your supremeness. In the name of ecology.."

    A snort slips out from Kerrick as he rolls his eyes at the word ecology..

    "the necklace and earrings are fashioned from the teeth of the crocodile and strung with leftover Lion's mane.. giving it that purple glow. All in all a must have for every commander or commander in training"

    Alyson and Havily barely suppress shudders.. as if to say not in this lifetime!!

    "To conclude our show let's watch the models as they progress across the stage.. how about a round of applause?"

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    1. FYI.. I posted this runway scene based on an outfit that NINA provided for me..

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