More Unbelievable Pick-Up Lines from--askmen.com

It is Sunday, and once again, my foray onto the WWW, has left me both shocked and amazed.

I sometimes wonder how the human species has never completely annihilated itself through sheer stupidity and the inability to know when to stop talking.

askmen.com is a website geared to men--to help men with everything from erectile disfunction, to diet to picking up and meeting women in bars.

*shaking head*..I think I will count my blessings that I am no longer part of the single-scene.

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And the love of my life, has 'consented' to assist me, to understand, just 'what the h*ll', they think they are doing.

askmen.com: Opening comment

pick-up line: askmen.com's suggested pick up line

Hubby: My lifemate

Me: Self explanatory

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askmen.com: A good pickup line is like a good wingman-funny, but not so cool as to distract from your good looks and charm.

pick-up line: Hi beautiful, statistics show that Americans aren't having enough sex, so why don't you and I get together and raise the mean.

Hubby: Is that what they call it now.."RAISING THE MEAN"? I thought they were trying to raise something else.

Me: *giggling*...You, so did not just go there.

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askmen.com Some women just need a little teasing in order to relax and open up around you.

pick-up line: Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Hubby: *gag* Dental Hygiene isn't what I tease, to get women to open up.

Me: *double gag* if some man offered to lick the film off my teeth, I think I would offer a toilet that needs cleaning

And.....heyyyyy, what do you mean....? How many women do you 'get to open up'?

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askmen.com: With a little confidence, this week's pick up line could seriously work for you--no joke.

pick-up line: My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Hubby: *rolls eyes* First thing, you don't take a bet from your so-called friends, that have been drinking

Me: I don't think there is enough money in the world, to buy what he wants.

Hubby: *snort* I don't think he cares what he buys at that point.

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askmen.com: Here's a pickup line that's easy to remember--handy when you've had a few drinks

pick-up line: You've made me so nervous that I've forgotten my standard pickup line.

Hubby: *coughs* There is no such thing as a standard pick-up line.

Me: *coughs in response* Um, love of my life, do you have a cold coming on? And that man is so nervous, he has forgotten where he parked his 'standard pick-up truck'.

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askmen.com: This pick-up line is best used in the wee hours of the morning, when she's less likely to think you're a creep.

pick-up line: You know, good girls get presents this time of year, but naughty girls get to have fun.

Hubby: That time of the morning, involves the guy wearing beer goggles, and the woman in a similar state. Remember, you have to wake up to each other in the morning, or be able to run as fast as you can.

Me: Seriously, I want the present...diamonds, preferably.

Hubby: Yes dear....*grins*

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askmen.com: This one is best used if you're wearing a tweed jacket and sipping a Scotch on the rocks.

pick-up line: Most people would agree that society these days, has lost a bit of its' civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.

Hubby: *snort* God, is that all he noticed?

Me: *snort*

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askmen.com: This one might piss her off a little, but at least you'll have her attention.

pick-up line: F*ck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?

Hubby: *snort* You know what the answer to that one will be. She's definitely met you before, regardless....you are NOT wrong....and you won't be getting f*cked.

Me: *roll eyes* And on that note.....